More spam for your amusement

In my inbox now:

From "Alternative Alternative," an email entitled: "My name is Choice, please i need your urgent help"

(turns out to be the classical "I want to put 12.5 million USD in your bank account, okay?" from Cote D'ivoire (sp?).)

From FirstPREMIERWebDeals: "You are a real person; you deserve a real credit card."

Thanks! I hadn't known. Thought this flesh was all a hologram. And my credit cards just optical illusions.

:-) Neb