Said last night

'Is "puppeteer" kind of like "commandeer"? Only with puppets?'

"Polar coordinates are untrustworthy. I think they're a subversive plot by the Communists to take over the world with navigational tricks."

"If the communists take over the country and try to take away my Cheese, I won't give up without a fight."

And by my husband, who just got up: The first words out of his mouth were,

"I've been awake for half an hour. I was sitting and thinking about the geological column."